Hiya Baltimore Small Theater!  We’ve FINALLY got our asses together to present some information on the B.U.L.S.H.I.T.  That is, on the Baltimore United Local Stage and Hidden Independent Theater or B.U.L.S.H.I.T. Awards.  The 2016 B.U.L.S.H.I.T. Awards will be held on Monday, April 3rd, 2017 at (we’re almost completely sure) St. Mary’s Church, 3900 Roland Ave.  Achilles, Pandora and I are getting really, really, really excited to love on all y’all. The 2016 award categories are below, the nominees will be announced February 1st and public tickets will go on sale February 15th.   

A word on this year’s categories:

We have kept the categories fairly consistent since last year, but there are a few changes, mostly in terms of giving credit to our amazing sound producers.  We listened to your feedback, agreed completely, and have added awards for best sound design (THE HEAR ME AWARD), best musical direction (THE ON TWO AWARD) and best pit orchestra (THE ARM AND HAMMER AWARD).

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PERFORMANCE AWARD CATEGORIES

THE LOL AWARD for best actor in a comedy

THE TEARS FOR YEARS AWARD for best actor in a drama

THE STRONG BIRD AWARD for best actor in a musical

THE SIDEKICK MY ASS AWARD  for best supporting actor in a comedy

THE TISSUE HOLDER AWARD  for best supporting actor in a drama

THE TRILLY BOO AWARD for best supporting actor in a musical

THE WERK TOGETHER AWARD for best ensemble

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PRODUCTION AWARD CATEGORIES

THE HELL YEAH AWARD for best overall show

THE NEW BLOOD AWARD for best new or adapted work

THE LUNGS AND HOOVES AWARD for best musical

THE OLD SKOOL AWARD for best classic work

THE WHITE PANTS AWARD for bravest choice

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. TECHNICAL AWARD CATEGORIES

THE CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN AWARD for best direction

THE ON TWO AWARD for best musical direction

THE GO ON GIRL AWARD for best overall technical design

THE IKEA AWARD for best set design

THE LET THERE BE AWARD for best light design

THE HEAR ME AWARD for best sound design

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES AWARD for best costume design

THE FULL O’ SLAP AWARD for best hair or makeup design

THE ARM AND HAMMER AWARD for best pit orchestra

THE BIOS WERE DUE ON THURSDAY AWARD for best stage management

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. STAGE AWARD CATEGORIES

THE FRANKENSTEIN AWARD for best season

THE MT. OLYMPUS AWARD for best theater administrator

THE TALENT FACTORY AWARD for best overall casting

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. SPECIAL AWARD CATEGORIES

THE JUSTICE FOR ALL AWARD for a stage working for social change