Yoo-hoo, Baltimore Small Theater!  Something wicked this way comes!  You guys remember The Baltimore United Local Stage and Hidden Independent Theater (B.U.L.S.H.I.T.) Awards that I posted up on heeer last December?  Well, we’re doing it again this year, except we’re doing it BIG.  It’s gonna be a REAL LIVE event this time, hosted by me and Achilles for the express purpose of jerking off all that we held good this year (that we actually saw, anyway).    

We have a venue and a date!

The B.U.L.S.H.I.T. Award Presentation will take place at

Gallery 788 in Hampden

January 26th, 2015

7:00 p.m

ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS EVENT WILL GO TOWARDS THE ACTORS NEED A LIVING (A.N.A.L.) FUND.  

READ MORE ABOUT THE FUND HERE.

PUBLIC TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE ON DECEMBER 15th ($15, go here for more information).

NOMINEES MAY PURCHASE TICKETS AT THE NOMINEE PRICE ON DECEMBER 2nd ($10, go here for more information).

I am SO EXCITED to present your 2014 Baltimore United Local Stage and Hidden Independent Theater Award NOMINEES!

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PERFORMANCE AWARD NOMINEES

THE REVULVA AWARD for best actress

Caitlin Carbone, Romeo and Juliet, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Samrawit Belai, One Glitz Wish, Strand Theater Co.

Holly Gibbs, God of Carnage, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

LOVE, God’s Country, Strand Theater Co.

Amanda J. Rife, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Stillpointe Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE GEE Q AWARD for best actor

Jonas David Gray, Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Trevor Wilhelms, Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Jeff Murray, Under the Poplar Trees, Fells Point Corner Theatre

Nick Horan, 4.48 Psychosis, Iron Crow Theatre

Corey Hennessey, Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

Jon Dallas, Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE WING WOMAN AWARD for best supporting actress

Helenmary Ball, Tales of Ordinary Madness, Fells Point Corner Theatre

Madeline Long, Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Zoe Kanter, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Stillpointe Theatre

Caroline Kiebach, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Holly Gibbs, Amadeus, Fells Point Corner Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE JOCK STRAP AWARD for best supporting actor

Daniel Douek, Tales of Ordinary Madness, Fells Point Corner Theatre

Taylor Rieland, Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Jim Baxter, The Rocky Horror Show, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Derek Vaughan Brown, Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE WERK TOGETHER AWARD for best ensemble

The All-American Genderf*ck Cabaret, Glass Mind Theatre

Art, Vagabond Players

Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Vanishing Point, Stillpointe Theatre

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PRODUCTION AWARD NOMINEES

THE HELL YEAH AWARD for best overall show

Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

THE NEW BLOOD AWARD for best new or adapted work

Mariah MacCarthy, The All-American Genderf*ck Cabaret, Glass Mind Theatre

Evan Moritz, Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy, Baltimore Annex Theater

Rosemary Frisino Toohey, Under the Poplar Trees, Fells Point Corner Theatre

Trish Harnetiaux, Welcome to the White Room, Glass Mind Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE LUNGS AND HOOVES AWARD for best musical

Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

Vanishing Point, Stillpointe Theatre

The Rocky Horror Show, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Stillpointe Theatre

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

THE OLD SKOOL AWARD for best classic work

Romeo and Juliet, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

The Spanish Tragedy, Mobtown Players

Coriolanus, Cohesion Theater Company

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. TECHNICAL AWARD NOMINEES

THE CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN AWARD for best direction

Susan Stroupe, The All-American Genderf*ck Cabaret, Glass Mind Theatre

Brad Norris AND Alicia Stanley, Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Sarah Heiderman AND Philip Doccolo, Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Ryan Haase, Vanishing Point, Stillpointe Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE YA HEARD AWARD for best sound design

Lyndon Cordero, Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy, Baltimore Annex Theater

Ryan Clark, 4.48 Psychosis, Iron Crow Theatre

Karen Hansen, Impossible! A Happenstance Circus, Happenstance Theatre

Andy Hayleck, Twilight Station, Baltimore Theatre Project (QuestFest 2014)

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE LET THERE BE AWARD for best light design

Lana Riggins, Edward II, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

William K. D’Eugenio, Into the Woods, Purple Light Theatre Company

Charles Danforth III, Amadeus, Fells Point Corner Theatre

Kendra Richards AND Alec Lawson Air Heart In Flight Theater

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES AWARD for best costume design

Philip Doccolo, Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Naomi Davidoff and Miles Pekala, Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

Kat McKerrow, The Spanish Tragedy, Mobtown Players

Helenmary Ball AND Mary Bova, Amadeus, Fells Point Corner Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE FULL O’ SLAP AWARD for best hair/makeup design

Samantha Trionfo, One Glitz Wish, Strand Theatre Co.

Siobhan Beckett, Marat/Sade, Baltimore Annex Theater

Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society (BROS)

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE GO ON GIRL AWARD for best overall technical design

Electric Pharaoh, Baltimore Rock Opera Society

Impossible! A Happenstance Circus Happenstance Theatre

Air Heart In Flight Theater

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. STAGE AWARD NOMINEES

THE FRANKENSTEIN AWARD for best season

Glass Mind Theatre

Baltimore Annex Theater

Fells Point Corner Theatre

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

THE MT. OLYMPUS AWARD for best theater administrator

Fuzz Roark, Managing Artistic Director, Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

Sarah Weissman, Marketing and Communications Director, Glass Mind Theatre

Elena Kostakis, Managing Director, Strand Theater Company

Nick Horan, Marketing Director, Iron Crow Theatre

I’M NOMINATED!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?

THE BUT A GOOD WEIRD AWARD for most intriguing stage

Glass Mind Theatre

Baltimore Annex Theater

Iron Crow Theatre

Cohesion Theater Company

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

THE TALENT FACTORY AWARD for best overall casting

Stillpointe Theatre

Baltimore Annex Theater

Fells Point Corner Theatre

Audrey Herman Spotlighters Theatre

WE’RE NOMINATED!  WHAT DO WE DO NOW?