Yoo-hoo, Baltimore Small Theater!  Something wicked this way comes!  You guys remember The Baltimore United Local Stage and Hidden Independent Theater (B.U.L.S.H.I.T.) Awards that I posted up on heeer last December?  Well, we’re doing it again this year, except we’re doing it BIG.  It’s gonna be a REAL LIVE event this time, hosted by me and Achilles for the express purpose of jerking off all that we held good this year (that we actually saw, anyway).  The event will take place in January and shows opening December 1st 2013 – November 30th 2014 will be in the running.  The 2014 award categories are below, the nominees will be announced December 2nd and tickets will go on sale on December 15th.  Location is TBA, but we’re close on locking it down, so YAY, we are SO EXCITED about this!

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PERFORMANCE AWARD CATEGORIES

THE REVULVA AWARD for best actress

THE GEE Q AWARD for best actor

THE WING WOMAN AWARD for best supporting actress

THE JOCK STRAP AWARD for best supporting actor

THE WERK TOGETHER AWARD for best ensemble

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. PRODUCTION AWARD CATEGORIES

THE HELL YEAH AWARD for best overall show

THE NEW BLOOD AWARD for best new or adapted work

THE LUNGS AND HOOVES AWARD for best musical

THE OLD SKOOL AWARD for best classic work

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. TECHNICAL AWARD CATEGORIES

THE CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN AWARD for best direction

THE YA HEARD AWARD for best sound design

THE LET THERE BE AWARD for best light design

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES AWARD for best costume design

THE FULL O’ SLAP AWARD for best hair/makeup design

THE GO ON GIRL AWARD for best overall technical design

B.U.L.S.H.I.T. STAGE AWARD CATEGORIES

THE FRANKENSTEIN AWARD for best season

THE MT. OLYMPUS AWARD for best theater administrator

THE BUT A GOOD WEIRD AWARD for most intriguing stage

THE TALENT FACTORY AWARD for best overall casting