TNA with DNA

HEYHEYLOOKYHERE!

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We got our very first GIVEAWAY on The Bad Oracle!  WUT.  I feel just like an FM radio DJ only instead of a microphone, I have a banana and instead of call lines, I have the vast emptiness of space.  And it’s a good giveaway, too, not just half-price vouchers for Chili’s (though I do dig those Appiteasers [TM]).

Daydreams and Nightmares Ariel (DNA) Theatre is letting me hurl FIVE PAIRS OF TICKETS to this cool shit at you.  I mean, seriously, it’s a 1920s themed GALA.  You can drag out that moth-eaten boa, Miss Havisham, because it’s gonna be YOUR NIGHT.  We’ll party like Gatsby only less.  You know.  Sad.

It couldn’t be easier to win.  All you have to do is comment on this post with your favorite curse word.  Let’s get creative here, folks.  The five epithets that make me laugh (or cry) the hardest gets the tickets, easy as that.  Just make sure to leave an e-mail that you can check because that’s how you’ll know if you win.

And don’t worry if you don’t see your pottymouth right away, my comments go through a filter so there’s a little lag time.  No need to comment more than once!

Love y’all-

TBO

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2 comments

  • All my favorite curses are Greek. I particularly like Gamo tin panagia sou – “I fuck your virgin mary” and another one which means “you leftover of a fuck”. In English, I guess “cum-guzzling gutter whore”, but I don’t get to use it as often as the Greek ones.

  • So did she just win like 6 tickets? 🙂

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